DUI... is something I don't want on my CV but FUN is my occupaion

Night out with friends is super fun when you know were your morals and norms stand! Having company with those who understand your values is another saving factor.

Today, my friends and I, planned to tour the whole of Bloemfontein's nightlife. I was massively anticipated and also nerve-struck because I did not know what to expect.

The night started out a Primi. The place was filled with chilled, and collected people and also streaming with ANC fishes! Wow... there was plenty of hungry fish!

We booked a table for six and we were approached by this random ANC comrade reeking of booze but we enjoyed his mini-intro and self-proud conversation.

We ordered a variety of virgin cocktails and we decided to mix them with out knowing that the mixture could turn to a moment of fun-embarrassment. A glass broke and silence filled the warehouse-club restaurant but after a few dreadful seconds everyone started laughing and we were famous for a rough fifteen minutes.  

The drinks were awesome except for my brother's JAM JAR! That was a complete flop. The night was clean and peaceful, not until we went to the PRIME "Westend"...

Flashing lights reflected from the disco ball was the bonus of the chilled youth joint! The club had a smashing playlist and everyone seemed to enjoy themselves.

Problem was there were a lot of young-flesh caving old papis who want a freaky one night stand! The dance floor was streaming with happy care-free youth, who just wanted fun! "Young, wild and free" started playing and every young blood commenced to scream and dance as WILD FREE animals.

A night is not a fun night with out "Cheers" by Rihanna, every drunk head raised a glass and said no to a miserable life and cared not what bad or good said my their peers! It was a fun night and I enjoyed myself... I like it a loooooot and will certainly do it again!

Cheers to all my niggas in BloemFUNtein... Lol, you got to love this city.

Smiling from Ear to Ear

Thank you sooooo much for your support, God bless you guys for that!

With Love
Vuyani Ndzishe

Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded (Review)

I like it a lot and so do many of her fans. The Trindad and Tobago singer/rapper just knows what we crave in music. As Simon Cowell would say, she has got the X Factor.

Nicki Minaj, released Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded early this year and the album bedazzled the charts like a skyscraper! Fellow hip hop predecessor feel that the pop-rap has dumped her hip hop roots.

As Nicki Minaj, profile rises so does fueled contention from critics extends. With newly astound look Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded has flirted with pop and seduced hip hop to its crate of pop.

The 128 BPM alt bum has compelled her two fan bases. 'Starships' has served the album right by hitting the radio/TV stations first. The album proved that schizophrenia is a mental disorder that spurs a breakdown of clear thought patterns.

The album cuts a stunning hip hop track list with 'I am a Leader' featuring Lil'Wayne, Rick Ross and Cam'ron and 'Champion' featuring Nas, Drake and Young Jeezy truly exemplifies that Minaj can split two bases when need.

Speaking of singing, Nicki Minaj saved the best for last. 'Marilyn Monroe' is an intimate song with true naked-human feelings poured out. So does 'Fire Burns' and 'Young Forever'.

 Nicki closes the chapter by ending with club hits 'Va Va Voom', painfully dull 'Masquerade' and the garbage 'Stupid Hoe'.

Final, the album is fresh and invites all but she mixed too much, too soon and clouded the listeners ears! Overall, the album is a must listen, I rate it a wiping 6/10.

'Is it gonna hurt?'

'Is it gonna hurt', these are the words that. we fearfully ask when sitting at a dental surgery. We oft possess - in our minds - opinions and facts said by others based on their experiences.

I was sitting there waiting for the dentist to attend me. The scrutiny of the chiseling sounds coming out of the dental room of painless miracle. The horrific depict that every individual displays when coming out of tooth-hell - the palm rubbing the cheek where the construction took place.

The image the patients paints, coming from the room, just puts the awaiting visitors in brutal discomfort. 'How was it?', I asked.
'It was dreadful', the other patient said. I panicked and hastily told my mother I wanted to leave.

Her face had a bump and she looked incredibly pale.

'But you look like you have no pain', I said trying to work my magic in order for her to say ease-settling words.
'I guess, I may have exaggerated', she said 'However, the insignificant pain gets to you in some point'.

In my case it was worse, they had to perform a root canal, and when I researched the dental web said it can be crucifying.

I recall when my orthodontist (braces dentist) frankly told me I had two bad teeth - tooth 27 and 24. The way he said it, made me immediately swallow my bitter-dry saliva. I am not very fond of dentist and it takes a miracle for me to attend/make it for my appointments.

I recall when this old beguiled dentist pulled out an unwanted tooth, he was having a civil war in my oral cavity. The cracking sounds coming out of my mouth made me involuntarily cry.

I crossed my butt as I advanced to the dental room, the doctor was all smiles-no-pain kind of dude. We exchanged greets and I told him to go right into business. The teeth construction took a mere painless thirty minutes.

I survived pain and I shalt fear no more due to modern anesthetic! Now I have teeth to worth praise!

Dear Friend

Dear friend what ever happened to us? We were always together, inseparable like doves migrating to a better refuge!

We enjoyed each others, laughed endlessly and we were never worried by the troubles life threw at us. We were valiant young lads, eager to make life a buoyant voyage.

We looked at life like blameless toddlers playing at the abandoned park, we viewed life as something precious, worthwhile and a discover worth spending years finding in our naïve eyes glistened with interest and curiosity!

What happened to us, dear friend? You left me there alone with no one to fall back to when tripped by life's trials, I bleed from every pore missing your admirable words!

You left me like they all did, you said we were from the same embryo, brothers of eternity! Why did you run way from the truth? Do you ever think when you all alone about our brother? Do you ever choke by guilt or is the more? I never thought it would end this way!

There were no waves clashing, no lights flashing, no song to sing to sing along the way, there were no one around us. We did the unthinkable and we had fireworks in our eyes and this was something to hard to ignore!

To me dear friend, you will always be...
A brother!  

Guilt for the Crime of Music and Art (Poem)

Its incredible how we grow are put, went our ways as if nothing had brought us to common ground.

The rules of society changed us, we changed involuntary ignorantly but we saw glimpse but we killed the with a gentle shake of the head.

Guilt burnt us but we endured, the echoes of our inner voice warned us but we were meandering to the deaths sightless call. Stars glistened, tears advanced to the ground where were humbled by earth's call.  
Was this what we wanted? Did we dare stand to the immoral deeds of life or were we so blinded by being accepted by the system of fool?

We owed each other love but we instead invested in selfish crimes that had no left a whole in our hearts.

That's what guilt does to man and man are responsible for their own mercy but redemption is brought we come together. May our guilt brings back into each others arms as child does to parent.

However, when music and art collide shall our guilt part and we shall come together again!

The Official Launch... It Feels Good!

Hello There...

Introducing Skinnie'Me on Skinnie Tricked - Food, Fashion, Art, Music and Everythang Fun-Nyce!

I did not know that it feels things good when you tell the truth or admit that you have a problem!

I did not know that life can be great when you know yourself and when you do what is right. I never knew that life can come with endless possibilities when you open your hands and seize every light that comes by!

But I always knew that we are the only ones who can make/change our plots! I know the good feel when you know that something extraordinary is coming my way and I love it too!

I love the feel that comes with achieving something great and changing the world plus your life little by little! I love the feeling of being different and always smiling to the world even if its not doing the say!

I enjoy the company of good friends because when together great memories are made and they cannot be erased! I am please and peaceful when I am with my family, laughing at stupid things we do together and fighting over dumb things also!

I hate the feeling of being sad and experiencing pain but I should learn how to accept and endure it because at that moment we just know who we are and what we want!

Ohh Lord I want to make the best out of my life! I want to please you and be blessed with endless happiness and unquenchable success! Help me Lord, I want to find my way back! I want to ROCK my readers world and mind and prove that FUN is not Social Crime! Go read more...

Yes you, you know you like this blog so share! Read! Lol...

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Addicted to Haute Couture

I looked once and I was immediately disgusted. My head was clouded with words I never thought I would hear. "Do it again!" It screams, screeching my head with intensity.

Something about it made me feel dirty, it unleashed a side that seemed golden and unruffled.  It was bad but I wanted more, slowly calling me, inviting me to the darker world of ignorance, lust and unlawful pleasure.

It seduced me to lose control and without it rage etched inside of me. Everyone smelt my dirty, undressed me with words of abomination and their eyes woke self-reproach.

I wanted more, I craved more, my inner malignant spirit was uncontrollable and I couldn't hide it. "You need this" the rascal cited and as a poignant soul. I need it and I am addicted!

But when I wore those Luis's everything made sense, the world turned around with me! The feeling of skin tight jeans made everyone swipe their forbidden cards and the smell of new apparel mesmerized every soul. We are addicted to Haute Couture - french for high fashion!

Come Munch with Me - Gourmet

The sweet smell of freshly ripened tomatoes, bathed in white wine and accompanied with handpicked black olives is what a "food-muncher" like me expects.

The call of newly cooked pasta is a precious voyage my nostrils shall have no problem in embarking in. 

Primi Piati in Bloemfontein, is home to the most mouth-licking dishes and a powerhouse of youthful and electric alcohol/non-alcohol cocktails.     

When there is raining pouring outside, a steamy meal is what one needs. It took no longer than a few seconds did my mother and I's brain-bones functioned the same thought and "Primi", did our minds vocalized!  

With no sign, did our stomachs sang the song of hunger, we streamed to the warehouse-loft-countryhouse-club restaurant and booked a table for two - we should have booked for four because of our soldier-driven food pumpers! 

A vigor waitress come to our rescue and recommended the caranobal and recco de pallo - with swiftness did our stomachs accept.

The Caranobal was a pasta, filled with nicely cut chicken fillets, homemade tomato sauce with red wine and colour-screaming peppers. The dish was simple but took a being to a intimate ride of food "HIGH". My gut was sing songs of joy, my mouth salivating and my naked eyes displaying great relish.    

On the other hand, mother was swiped from diet-cautiousness and immediately indulged in her Italian pasta dish. It was graced with white sauce mixed with white wine, black olives and chicken.

She did not mind pumping a few carbs because the sacrifice was worthwhile. Her eyes depicted awe but her hands were in a "battle of the fastest", sighing was the only display of happiness and gut satisfaction.

Her face was covered in sauce but she did not care to look because once a Primi dish has you captive just glide with eternal food bondage because it always comes when you see orange at the waterfront.